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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
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There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
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When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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I don't think passing on the suppression costs would be done just as a deterrent. The fact of the matter is many people have lost their property and homes and someone has to pay for that. Under the law, someone is liable for it. Terence McElroy
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If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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They're dropping out because they're retiring or because people are moving out of county because of the high cost of living. Vicki Taylor
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There's an opportunity cost of using these machines. I'd rather we use them to spot a tumor and save a life than earn an extra fraction of a percentage from stock trades.
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It's a combination of reacting to lower volume of work and providing the work at a lower cost location and therefore at a lower price.
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We played well for the most part. We had a couple of lapses that ultimately cost us.
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We promised a strong bottom-line performance this year, and we are going to deliver, ... We have offset some tightening in the revenue environment with tough cost discipline, and that will not be a one-time event.
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This will cost people their jobs and likely their health insurance. Chuck Berry