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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. Clarence Darrow
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
stupid thinking emotional
So basically, I think music at its best can be everything. It can be totally stupid and very intellectual and emotional at the same time. I don't think all those things shut each other out. Ville Valo
stupid thinking gun
The idea of not getting a gun is not because I'm afraid of guns, it's not because I think guns are wrong, it's because it's impractical, it's stupid and it's exactly what they want me to do. Oscar Isaac
stupid light glowing
I listened wide-eyed, stupid. Glowing by her voice in the dim light. If chocolate was a sound, it would've been Constantine's voice singing. If singing was a color, it would've been the color of that chocolate. Kathryn Stockett
stupid apologizing speak
I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize. Kara Lindsay
stupid fall thinking
I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn't already, because there was no going back now. Not for me. Kami Garcia
stupid care i-care
I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid. Kami Garcia
stupid two people
There were only two kinds of people in our town. ―The stupid and the stuck- ―The ones who are bound to stay or too dumb to go. Everyone else finds a way out. Kami Garcia
stupid taken ideas
...academic credentials are neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition for having your ideas taken seriously. If a famous professor repeatedly says stupid things, then tries to claim he never said them, there's no rule against calling him a mendacious idiot - and no special qualifications required to make that pronouncement other than doing your own homework.Conversely, if someone without formal credentials consistently makes trenchant, insightful observations, he or she has earned the right to be taken seriously, regardless of background. Paul Krugman
stupid hands talent
Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far. Patrick Swayze