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thinking people want
I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show. Bill Burr
thinking rocks names
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.
thinking trying like-you
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
thinking comedian listen-to-me
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
thinking misery miserable
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
thinking people fans
I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.
thinking comedian want
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think in the old days with the studio system the performer was a bit of an afterthought. You can be a wildcard on the internet. But if you put something on the internet once it's out there it's out there for life.
thinking guy wow
When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' Bill Hicks
thinking perfect want
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."
past
The past should be a springboard, not a hammock. Ivern Ball
past kind given
When we perceive any object of a familiar kind, much of what appears subjectively to be immediately given is really derived from past experience. Bertrand Russell
past pick reports threat
We could go back over the past two years and pick out threat reports of pretty much the same substance, Tom Ridge
past may fairness
Come, go with us, speak fair; you may salve so, Not what is dangerous present, but the los Of what is past. William Shakespeare
past fishing advice
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
past remembrance nostalgia
Remembrance of things past.
past
We'll get past this. But it's just the beginning. Avery Johnson
past years people
The economy is a ponzi scheme. People are working harder than they ever have for less wages, but we have so many bobbles because manufacturing has come up so quickly over the past hundred years that people have the illusion of wealth. Alex Jones
past plans specific
What we've said in the past is that we look at this as an investment. We didn't have any specific plans for making a bid, but there was just a lot of speculation out there.
years feel-good today
It's not as bad as it was last year. It feels good today. CC Sabathia
years want aim
Aim for what u want and the year will all make a sense. Cecelia Ahern
years next know-it-all
I had a million plans. I knew what I was going to do. I had the next few years of my life all figured out. But what I didn’t know was that within a few hours all those plans would change. Ms. Know-it-all didn’t quite know it all so much then.
years band bills
Just about every year, Congress passes another crime bill - spending billions of dollars to build more prisons, to place more band-aids on society's scars.
years awards bipolar
Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year? Carrie Fisher
years people skins
At first, it was hard to sit down and read the things that people were saying. A lot of people would've worked their way up to this position and would've gotten a thick skin over a few years' time. For me, though, all this happened in a few months. Carrie Underwood
years yesterday eating-meat
I stopped eating beef at 13 and stopped eating all meat a few years ago. I would feel guilty that what was on my plate was walking around yesterday. Either I could live with that or stop eating meat. I choose the latter, and I'm happier for it.
years play people
I feel like I am a celebrity for no reason, like people are resentful I didn't have to play bars for 10 years to get a record deal.
years empathy research
Over the years, however, the research evidence keeps piling up, and it points strongly to the conclusion that a high degree of empathy in a relationship is possibly the most potent and certainly one of the most potent factors in bringing about change and learning. Carl Rogers