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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny money humorous
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Author unknown
funny god oh suggestion
What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny... Oh my God - this is so offensive. Michael Leunig
funny life worry
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. Confucius
funny humor foxes
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. Thomas Fuller
funny fashion humor
Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves. Thomas Fuller
jackson maybe scared simple speak supposed
Just because he is Stu Jackson and all that, maybe I am supposed to be scared and not speak my mind. But if I see something that is wrong, and I feel wronged, I am going to speak my mind. As simple as that. Danny Fortson
jack-daniels puke
Jack Daniels makes us all puke. Graham Coxon
jack
Jack and I do most of the cleaning. Don Gould
jack master
They say if you're a jack of all trades, you're a master of none, E. Hicks
jacket morning paying sit starting tie
When I first starting writing, and no one was paying me, in order to feel like I had a real job, I would get out of bed, put on a jacket and tie every morning, and sit down at my desk. Graham Moore
played
I've played 654 concerts. That's never been done. Charles Terry
played second shooting team
Every team we've played the second time, we've played them better. You look at the shooting percentage; it's not even close. Joel Rankin
played sound
We have not played fundamentally sound baseball...we really made our own bed. Champ Atlee
played word
I didn't have to say a word to them before overtime. They know it's their time. They played with so much confidence. Brenda Frese
played presence run seven
Just his presence out there made a difference. He played well for someone who hadn't run in seven days. Vince Carter
played proud team
I think this team has played very hungry. I'm really proud of their focus. Nell Fortner
played throughout urgency
We never really played with any urgency throughout the game. Brad Ellebracht
played saw team totally tough twice
That was a totally different team than the one we saw twice this season. They got a lot better and played a tough game. Spencer Stewart
played stage wallace
That was a stage down at Wallace State, and he played unreal. Demond Garth
seen sorts
I've seen it in all sorts of industries. W. S. Gilbert
seen time win
Now, we want to win and that's the first time I've seen that here. Kristen Donofry
seen
they know very well what they should provide. We have not seen it yet. Hans Blix
seen stranger
It's a long shot, but I've seen stranger things happen. Samson Smith
seen
It's an important building. It'll be seen from a lot of different neighborhoods and viewpoints. Tim Griffin
seen until wait
It's going to get better. You haven't seen anything yet. Wait until you see what I do this Sunday. Chad Johnson
seen
We had a play no one has seen before but couldn't get it done. Mike Hohensee
seen
Where are all the 'during' photos? I've never seen one. Mitch Hedberg
seen somebody watch
When you watch him on film, he's scary. I've never seen somebody who's so quick, fast, powerful. Michael Strahan