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complex hard shots stay year
We'll stay at 68 TB for a year or two, ... But as shots get more complex ... it's hard to tell. Mike Thompson
funny humor thinking
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.' Adam Ferrara
funny humor thinking
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.' Adam Ferrara
funny stupid humor
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.' Adam Ferrara
funny dad humor
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid. Adam Carolla
funny humor tuning
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Adam Carolla
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! Adam Carolla
funny humor home
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. Adam Carolla
funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
guy wonder lost
No wonder you guys lost. Ann Coulter
guy reactions seeing
I love taking hits away from guys and seeing their reaction. Andruw Jones
guy might painting
I am such a bloody talented guy. I might go into painting or something like that. Alex Ferguson
guy wave
Jose was one of those guys on a surfboard who can stay longer on the wave than anyone else. Alex Ferguson
guy stranger feels
I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers. Ali Landry
guy nerd world
Bill Gates, who is the classic computer nerd, as opposed to Steve who is, like the coolest guy in the world. And who is really doing things to make the world a better place? Alex Gibney
guy social belts
If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. Drew Carey
guy atmosphere want
I want to be on the field. It's a better place to talk to the guys. It's a relaxed atmosphere. You want to make sure you know what's going on, not just with the hitters. Don Mattingly
guy style improvisation
It ain't about if he knocks a guy out. It's about how he knocks a guy out. It's the style, the improvisation. Don King
knew prepare teams weapon yards zero
We knew going in that they were going to zero in on Kevin, who still had 115 yards in the game. Now, we've got another weapon - teams have to prepare even harder. Joby Scroggs
knew low
I'll be honest, ... We always knew that was a low number. Tom Harris
knew nobody players talking three
In these three years, we have managed to make young players shine. Nobody knew them before and, now, everyone's talking about them, Ricardo Volpe
knew lawyer martin presume
I presume Mr. Martin knew what his lawyer was saying, Jean Chretien
knew looked man
I kind of looked up to him as a man who had made up his mind, because he really knew what he wanted to do in life. Rev. Desch
knew time
I knew Corky from the time we were kids. Joe Kernan
knew lucky people work
I'm very lucky to work with people who knew what to do, Jane Jackson
knew needed tight
I knew it was going to be a tight match. We needed every point. Chuck Tursky
knew ohio saw state tennessee
I knew it was between us and Ohio State once I saw Tennessee was in, but it just didn't go our way. Crystal Langhorne
people yelled
Someone yelled at me once, 'You never write about yourself.' People used to get so mad at me for that. But my definition of myself is completely up for grabs. I'm everywhere, just like we all are. Suzan-Lori Parks
people realistic year
Some people would say we're being overly-conservative. But I say we're being realistic for our first year planning. Chris Larsen
people quiet rather wrong
Some people would rather be wrong than quiet for a minute. Source Unknown
people tolerant
Some people will not be tolerant about this. Harry Wang
people types
Some people will always think they know how to make other people's marriages better, and, after a while, they'll get to cudgeling you or selling you something; the really entrepreneurial types will sell you the cudgel. Jill Lepore
people ran
Some people were frightened, ran to their basement, or ran out of doors. John Cassidy
people watched
Some people watched the show just because of the wardrobe, ... That's exciting. Michelle Lombardo
people
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons. Tracey Emin
people restaurant size
Some people told us not to put the restaurant in Ceresco because of the size and location. But that's really why we're doing this. There's nothing here. Lori Mottu