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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Aziz Ansari
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I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams
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Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. Aubrey Plaza
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I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. Tom Green
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I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be. Taylor Momsen
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I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. Marcus Brigstocke
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Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman. Jim Carrey
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When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. Hannibal Buress
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I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always stay productive. I couldn't imagine only being an actor or a writer. Because what the hell do I do when I'm not working? Mope?
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That's a cute sentence: the years to come. Why are you so sure they're coming? Ayn Rand
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We'd get up six or seven, and they would come right back and cut it to three. They hit three-pointers. They hit free throws. They're just tough to stop.
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When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone. Ari Fleischer
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When you reach out for help and it's just not there, it's like signing a death sentence. The more they cut beds, they are killing people on the streets.
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In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies. Aristotle Onassis
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Don't try to be cute. Maintain your focus--you're hunting for a job, not reliving your past.
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E-mail is the primary source of viruses. So cutting off e-mail before midnight seems prudent.
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Elkins did make a run. They hit a few buckets that they hadn't been making and when you get inside the fourth quarter, it's going to favor the home team. When they did cut the lead to 4, that's when we stuck five fresh legs in and that really made a difference that last five minutes.
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Even before I got there, every year we wondered if the show was going to get cancelled. With every cut you wondered if it was going to be The Inside Track this time.
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OPEC wants to be perceived as part of the solution, not part of the problem,