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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Aziz Ansari
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I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams
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Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. Aubrey Plaza
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The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope
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I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. Tom Green
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I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be. Taylor Momsen
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I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. Marcus Brigstocke
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Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing? Jim Gaffigan
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I love stand-up comedians. I really do. Jim Gaffigan
cute years sentences
That's a cute sentence: the years to come. Why are you so sure they're coming? Ayn Rand
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My mom thought I might be good for voiceover. She thought I had a cute voice, so maybe I could do a cartoon or something. And while we were looking into that, we also thought I should get into theater acting, so I tried it and the first audition I went on, I booked it. And it kind of just snowballed from there. Atticus Shaffer
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We'd get up six or seven, and they would come right back and cut it to three. They hit three-pointers. They hit free throws. They're just tough to stop. Kip Pulliam
cutting president taxes
When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone. Ari Fleischer
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When you reach out for help and it's just not there, it's like signing a death sentence. The more they cut beds, they are killing people on the streets. Tom Griffin
cutting tables sake
In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies. Aristotle Onassis
cutting pressure clinton
I opposed Clinton's budget deal in 1997 because he brought in $115 billion cut in Medicare that created greater pressure for providers not to participate. Dave Obey
cute hunting maintain reliving
Don't try to be cute. Maintain your focus--you're hunting for a job, not reliving your past. Scott Simmons
cutting midnight primary seems source
E-mail is the primary source of viruses. So cutting off e-mail before midnight seems prudent. Stuart Cohen
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OPEC wants to be perceived as part of the solution, not part of the problem, Yasser Elguindi