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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
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You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
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The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
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Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
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Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
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The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Dustin Hoffman
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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
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As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. Larry Garrison
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As a young actor, I booked a movie in the U.S. I didn't speak any English at the time, so I learned my lines phonetically when I auditioned for it. Demian Bichir
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People call each other when they see new books on the shelves. New books are usually checked out in two days, DVDs in (only) hours. Sharon Chang
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No relevant data which support hypotheses, laws, models and theories could be found in the papers and books by proponents of intelligent design, only unsubstantiated assumptions. Therefore, it can justifiably be viewed as pseudoscience. Mark Perakh
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Again, we turn down most books that have been self-published unless they have a special track record. We have taken a small number on, however, and sold them to major publishers for a nice sum. But that is an exception to the rule. Richard Curtis
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Any win is important nowadays. Obviously, Philly has been playing well and their score was posted on the scoreboard before we started. They lost and we knew we had a golden opportunity to gain a game. We went out and did it. So it's two more off the magic number, whatever it is. It's probably 100. But nonetheless, it's another day in the books and we gained a game. Chipper Jones
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Somebody should write about a book about this. Because it's better than fiction. Hines Ward
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So this is the first book I've written with a title supplied by a major league ballplayer, Roger Kahn
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So right there you're looking at 5 to 8 percent, which the book will gladly take in most cases. Micah Roberts