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Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
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The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
money giving coats
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Joey Lauren Adams
money lying men
Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships, the poor man everywhere lies low. Ovid
money flip causes
Register my money, for the money gymnastic. Cause I make it flip now they be lookin all nasty. Nicki Minaj
money cheese mice
We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.
money pay corporations
If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't. Larry Wall
money time
Any time you make changes, money has to come from somewhere. Rae Waters
money genius profit
Even genius is tied to profit. Pindar
money games important
Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money is, where much of the status is, and the fan interest. Ted Williams
money needs world
The world needs ditch diggers, too. Ted Knight
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett