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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
morning sex white
People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered sex offender and I'd just been released from prison and was being forced to do community-service work. I was a murderer, an arsonist - all these horrific things had been projected on me because no one knew what to make of this white guy who showed up and made toast at 5 o'clock every morning. Chuck Palahniuk
morning loss guilt
The scariest thing in my life is the first morning of production on all my movies. It's the fear of failing, the loss of face and a sense of guilt that everybody puts their faith in you and not coming through. Tony Scott
morning motivation people
My principal motivation is supporting my family, which is not a bad reason for getting up in the morning. That's always been my motivation - to take care of the people who rely on me. Tony Parsons
morning successful goal
When you can wake up in the morning and feel successful whether some end goal is realized or not...THAT is true success. Simon Sinek
morning night two
The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme. Simon Newcomb
morning wake-up watches
We don't watch the film anymore because we've seen it so many times, so we'll introduce it, walk out and we'll come back in right about when I wake up in the morning and walk over to the shop and everything's changed. Simon Pegg
morning nice wake-up
Love Poem ـــــــــ It's so nice to wake up in the morning all alone and not have to tell somebody you love them when you don't love them any more. Richard Brautigan
morning mind
There's nothing like the knowledge of being hanged in the morning to concentrate the mind wonderfully. Timothy Spall
morning neighborhood toasts
There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. Sam Shepard
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett