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Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
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I try to eat healthy all the time. I don't eat takeaways. I drink mostly water or coconut water. Conor McGregor
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water drink motto
It's my motto for life. 'Walk slowly; drink lots of water. Haruki Murakami
water long brain
Water-boarding can result in damage to the lungs and the brain, as well as long-term psychological trauma. Graydon Carter
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One of the big technical advances that's really great looking is the water. John Lasseter
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When a problem threatens to engulf you, there's nothing like irrelevant detail to keep your head above water. John le Carre