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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces. Doug Stanhope
funny humor trying
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
funny humor alcohol
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
funny cancer humor
All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
doe lasts faces
Love doesn't last." She didn't know how much showed her pale face. Meribah's face softened. "Sometimes it does. If it's the right kind. Francine Rivers
doe christ
He who does Christ's work must stay with Christ always. Fra Angelico
doe amusing attractive
The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place? Fran Lebowitz
doe remember bounds
The one who does not remember history is bound to live through it again George Santayana
doe nineteen 1984-important
Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime IS death. George Orwell
doe want journalism
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
doe needs mathematics
The public does not need to be convinced that there is something in mathematics. G. H. Hardy
doe should ifs
Your family should be there. Your family should always be there. What does it say about you if they aren't? Chris Lynch
doe violence problem
Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, Chris Kyle