Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
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It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,
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Our modelling suggest bond yields should rise in line with the US by at least 1 per cent. The X factor remains any flow-on effect from petrol prices.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
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I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway.