Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
placebo
I'm addicted to placebos.
television film ends
I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.
laughing attention classroom
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
guy radio would-be
I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
baby thinking needs
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
mcdonalds ideas expansion
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
hero talking everyday-things
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
bridges radio comedy
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
funny humor frustration
At one point he decided enough was enough.
reading machines done
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
water waiting amphibians
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
funny humorous needs
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
statistics spots made
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.