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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
book character missing
The reason I never want a book to end is that I start to feel like the characters are my friends. I'll miss them when they're gone. Miley Cyrus
books-and-reading collection depends finished greatest professors university
What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection of books. Thomas Carlyle
book firsts stolen
I was going to do a book about the first prearranged Karpov-Kasparov match, '84-'85. But the God-damn Jews have stolen my entire file on that. Bobby Fischer
bookstores exactly manner
Bookstores don't exactly dot the American highway in the grand manner of Sbarros. Rosecrans Baldwin
book writing years
I write four books a year. I'm very fortunate that I write quickly; around 3,500 words a day. Being strict about delineating my writing time and personal life, as well as keeping distractions at bay, is the only way I can accomplish this. Alexander McCall Smith
book allure open-book
If you're an open book, there's no allure. Alexander McQueen
book night giving
When a woman gets dressed up to go out at night, she wants to give 50% away, and hold the rest back. If you're an open book, there's no allure.
book men clothes
To buy books as some do who make no use of them, only because they were published by an eminent printer, is much as if a man should buy clothes that did not fit him, only because they were made by some famous tailor. Alexander Pope
book fate men
Heav'n from all creatures hides the book of fate, All but the page prescribed, their present state: From brutes what men, from men what spirits know: Or who could suffer being here below?
science scientist experiments
I am not a scientist. Ronald Reagan