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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
sex thinking humanity
Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a strange doctrine and almost implies that God and the devil must have collaborated on the creation of humanity, God working above the belly button and the Devil below. Robert Anton Wilson
sex down-and broke
He loved her, free parts and labor. But she broke down and died. Rickie Lee Jones
sex night clean
Love will wash you clean in the nights disgrace.
sex funny-sex
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else. Richard Lewis
sex phones ears
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection....
sex commodity
sex is a commodity just like anything else. Sydney Biddle Barrows
sex successful race
Money is a topic that touches all races, all religions, all sexes, all ages, all tax brackets. It's a universal language that truly has been held up to us in society as a thing that determines whether we are successful, worthy, whether we have contributed something to life or not. Suze Orman
sex women fake
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
sex pleasure form
The most refined form of sexual attractiveness - as well as the most refined form of sexual pleasure - consists in going against the grain of one's sex. Susan Sontag
giving people temptation
You have to encourage people not to give in to the temptation to be normal, even if it isn't easy - because when you're young, you really want to belong. Clemence Poesy
giving anxiety credit
If you're nervous about doing something, plan to do it badly, giving yourself credit for just doing it. That takes a weight off your shoulders because anyone can do something badly. Anna Olson
giving family-and-friends done
Baking may be regarded as a science, but it's the chemistry between the ingredients and the cook that gives desserts life. Baking is done out of love, to share with family and friends, to see them smile.
giving wish finding-happiness
Although one may fail to find happiness in theatrical life, one never wishes to give it up after having once tasted its fruits. Anna Pavlova
giving mortality greatest-gifts
knowledge of our own mortality is the greatest gift God ever gives us. Anna Quindlen
giving advertising summit
When I give talks like the one I'm going to give at the Changing Advertising Summit, one of the points I often make to the audience is that I'm not one of those speakers who stands in front of the audience and pontificates - everything I talk about I'm actually doing myself. I'm living it. Cindy Gallop
giving people feminist
I am always surprised at all the things people read into my photos, but it also amuse me. That may be because I have nothing specific in mind when I'm working. My intentions are neither feminist nor political. I try to put double or multiple meanings into my photos, which might give rise to a greater variety of interpretations… Cindy Sherman
giving people would-be
If people would treat themselves with the same kind of love they give to their friends, that would be such a great gift we could give ourselves. Cindy Crawford
giving pounds praying
Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 260-pound tackles. They'll give me plenty of wisdom. Chuck Noll