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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
running home trying
I never go up there trying to hit a home run Brett Gardner
running princess army
Everyone gets scared, Princess. Even brave men sometimes run the first time they see battle. In armies, that's why there's so much training. The ones who hold aren't the courageous ones, they're the well-trained ones. We have instincts like any other animal. Brandon Sanderson
running mills wanted
I never wanted to be run of the mill. Barbara Jordan
running mills persons
I never intended to be a run-of-the-mill person. Barbara Jordan
running cutting ideas
The idea that you can't lose contact with the leaders has cut more throats than it has saved. Arthur Lydiard
running years effort
I discovered years ago that the best results in this respect could be gained by running 100 miles weekly at my near best aerobic efforts and that, supplementary to this, running as many easy miles as I could Arthur Lydiard
running habit daily-habits
When aerobic running becomes a daily habit, strength and confidence follow. Arthur Lydiard
running motivation exercise
You must realize one thing. In every little village in the world there are great potential champions who only need motivation, development and good exercise evaluation. Arthur Lydiard
running men legs
They're very tenacious. They're dedicated. Once a woman decides she's going to do something, she'll probably stick to it. The only problem with women is if there's anything wrong with them, they won't tell you. They'll get out there and run on one leg. They don't moan and groan like a lot of men do. Arthur Lydiard
drinking water goats
Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water. Carl Sandburg
drinking beer might
I am awake, I might as well be drinking Dan Thompson
drinking kids smoking
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good. Bob Dole
drinking ideas stills
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea. Billy Connolly
drinking beer drunk
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. Edward Abbey
drinking project system taking water
We're taking a system down that can do the whole project - all the way to drinking water if they need us to do that. Kevin Collier
drinking scotch alcohol
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. Daniel Silva
drinking beer people
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. Ann Landers
drinking believe fall
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice. Abraham Lincoln