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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
scandals
The mysteries and scandals of the Kremlin are nothing compared to the mysteries and scandals of the Bolshoi. Robert Gottlieb
scandal
The scandal is not what's illegal. It's what's legal. John Bogle
scandal my-favorite members
My favorite cast member of Scandal is Josh Malina. Darby Stanchfield
scandal tongue one-love
No one loves to tell of scandal except to him who loves to hear it. Learn, then, to rebuke and check the detracting tongue by showing that you do not listen to it with pleasure. St. Jerome
scandal illegal
I have a saying: the scandal isn't what's illegal, the scandal is what's legal. Michael Kinsley
scandals
Nope, no sex scandals yet. But I am open to offers! John Cusack
scandal facts united-nations
The United Nations is a mess, riddled with scandals. In fact, the U.N. itself is a scandal. Ginny Brown-Waite
scandal teeth reform
It's time to save the U.N. from its own scandals and mismanagement. It's time for U.N. Reform with teeth Mike Pence
youth imaginary audience
Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience. Douglas Coupland
youth sometimes misspent-youth
Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. Anita Brookner
youth realizing stereotype
All stereotypes turn out to be true. This is a horrifying thing about life. All those things you fought against as a youth: you begin to realize they're stereotypes because they're true. David Cronenberg
youth
A youth is to be regarded with respect. Confucius
youth wounds
Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound. Ambrose Bierce
youth possibility collections
Youth is above all a collection of possibilities. Albert Camus
youth
It is the failing of youth not to be able to restrain its own violence.
youth pale late
He regarded love as a sort of cruel malady through which the elect are required to pass in their late youth and from which they emerge, pale and wrung, but ready for the business of living. Thornton Wilder
youth habit individual
Youth is the seed time of good habits, as well in nations as in individuals. Thomas Paine