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funny great
Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time. David Pierce
funny guy
He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen. Rob McKittrick
funny stage
Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. Trevor Noah
funny life
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. Taylor Hawkins
funny time
Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. Shaquille O'Neal
funny imitate
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious. Maddie Ziegler
funny good implies level shape vanity wants
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Seth Rogen
funny stuff thinking
We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing. E. O. Wilson
funny
What is challenging is to be organically funny without being disrespectful Kathy Najimy
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty humorous heart
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
witty food oysters
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
witty humorous greatness
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
return forget theft
To forget, or pretend to do so, to return a borrowed article, is the meanest sort of petty theft. Samuel Johnson
return increase decrease
Returns decrease as motion increases. Warren Buffett
return income manners
I know everybody's income and what everybody earns, And I carefully compare it with the income-tax returns W. S. Gilbert
return traditional-values mandates
There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values. Ronald Reagan
return
I may return to the stage, but not in the foreseeable future. Ben Kingsley
returned
If PCI is not going to use these funds, they should be returned to their rightful owners, Pennsylvania taxpayers, Jack Wagner
return portfolios different
Having different types of stocks in your portfolio can enhance returns. Kenneth Fisher
return heard
Once you hear something, you can never return to the time before you heard it. Jonathan Safran Foer
return rudeness tempting
It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness! Mallory Ortberg