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funny guy
Rob McKittrick He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.
funny stage
Trevor Noah Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.
funny life
Taylor Hawkins Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
funny time
Shaquille O'Neal Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.
funny imitate
Maddie Ziegler I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.
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Seth Rogen I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
funny stuff thinking
E. O. Wilson We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing.
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Kathy Najimy What is challenging is to be organically funny without being disrespectful
witty opposites long
Umberto Eco A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.
witty sex good-things
Truman Capote The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
witty silence ornaments
Virginia Woolf The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.
witty humorous heart
Woody Allen Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
witty humorous thinking
Woody Allen What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
Woody Allen I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty humorous heart
Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
witty food oysters
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
witty humorous greatness
Woody Allen The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
humorous
John Cornyn I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor.
humorous laugh
Greg Evans Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humorous feelings trials
Woody Allen At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
humorous names letters
Woody Allen Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
William F. Buckley, Jr. I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
Wayne Dyer I am realistic – I expect miracles.
humorous coffee tea
Samuel Goldwyn Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
humorous men good-man
Walt Kelly Now is the time for all good men to come to.
humorous men reason
Winston Churchill Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.