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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic men common-sense
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. Charles Kingsley
sarcastic real mean
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should. Brendon Urie
sarcastic sheep
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. Denis Healey
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic enemy ifs
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
sarcastic mean sarcasm
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. Aubrey Plaza
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sorry gone feels
Do not feel sorry for me if I am gone. Arthur Ashe
sorry
"Sorry" only counts for that which it cannot alter.
sorry college politics
I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College. Al Gore
sorry real alcohol
I was sheltered, and there's good and bad to that. The good was not getting into the drugs and the alcohol and the really sorry stuff, and the bad was finally coming out into the real world and trying to deal with it, which was hard for me. Janet Jackson
sorry causes
Don't say you're sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking. You're not worth the time that this is taking. Demi Lovato
sorry towels born
I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. Charles Olson
sorry young im-sorry
I'm sorry. I'm very young. Britney Spears
sorry truth knows
What is truth? I don't know and I'm sorry I brought it up. Edward Abbey
sorry staying
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm staying at the Marriott ... you can't feel sorry for us. Jim Haslett