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Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
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At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
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Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
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A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
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Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Abraham Lincoln
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If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it. S. I. Hayakawa
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I'm an R&B and Hip-Hop type guy. When I work out, which I do at least four or five times a week, I love to get the latest Hip-Hop because it really pumps me up and inspires me to get that workout on. Morris Chestnut
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Not only may she unconsciously register a favorable impression with my associates and me, but she may also suggest something by her work that will lead to some new and novel feature in a forthcoming production. Florenz Ziegfeld
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One of the things you don't always realize when you're younger is that not everything you try is going to work. Mike Pompeo
work careers kind
This is the kind of work I've aspired to my whole career. Treat Williams
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If you go out there and get flat-out beat, then something's got to change. We've got a lot of work to do. Rosevelt Colvin
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I always try to work with my cousin.
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He would take derelicts on to work for him.
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Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett