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funny humor thinking
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.' Adam Ferrara
funny humor thinking
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.' Adam Ferrara
funny stupid humor
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.' Adam Ferrara
funny dad humor
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid. Adam Carolla
funny humor tuning
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Adam Carolla
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! Adam Carolla
funny humor home
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. Adam Carolla
funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
guys quite
Those are the guys we look to, quite candidly. Pat McMahon
guys throwing
Those are the guys that are throwing well. That's about all we've used consistently so far. Bobby Pierce
guys hitting last plays sent stretch three year
Those are some of the things that we have to hit. We weren't hitting those plays last year. Now we have two or three guys that can make those plays. Last year I was the only one they sent deep. But we have some guys that can stretch the field. Michael Robinson
guys handle situation
We'll handle this situation in-house, just like we always have. You guys know that. Andy Reid
guys roles worth
We'll go through another transitional phase, but it'll be worth it to get guys back. Roles will change, adjustments will be made for the better. Brian Hill
guys ourselves plays position putting
We'll go back through and look at all of it. We've got to look at ourselves first, if we're putting guys in the right position to make plays and did they make the plays. Andy Reid
guys
We'll find the guys that want to play and want to prepare. This is a long season, so we have to make these guys respond. Brent Venables
guys learning playing
Those guys are learning the game. They're playing with more confidence. Juan Dixon
guys physically
Those guys are just physically strong, they don't go down on the first shot. Ray Holladay
next ongoing step
This is the next step in our ongoing efforts. Pat Teeters
next win
It's a frustrating way to lose, because you'd always like to win that first game. Now we have to win the next two. John Smoltz
next time whatever
I told him to take whatever time he needed, to come back when he's ready, ... That may be tomorrow, that may be the next day or the next day after that. Phil Garner
next possible principals responses sent tried
I tried to get as many administrators and principals as possible and sent out 20 to 25 e-mails. The next day I had at least 10 responses and everyone was so positive. Kari Lyles
next worry
It . . . really bodes well for our program. But right now, we just need to worry about the next game. Ricardo Patton
next trust
I trust Marty, but, by George, I don't know who the next one is going to be. Herb Levine
next
It's all in place. It's something we have to look at next year. Bud Selig
next time
It's all about the next time we get the ball, what we've got to do. Daunte Culpepper
next tee
I told the guys, 'Good, good, good. Let's go to the next tee box. Vijay Singh
prayer effort understanding
I can see that "reap" and "deep," "prayers" and "bears," . . . do rhyme, and so I suppose it is a splendid effort, but if you had written it in plain prose, I could have understood it a great deal better and read it a great deal more easily. Susan B. Anthony
prayer gods-presence
Prayer is nothing else than a sense of God's presence Brother Lawrence
prayer affliction ease
By affliction prayer is quickened, for our prayers are very apt to grow languid and formal in a time of ease. John Newton
prayer eye grace
If the Lord be with us, we have no cause of fear. His eye is upon us, His arm over us, His ear open to our prayer - His grace sufficient, His promise unchangeable. John Newton
prayer answers gods-will
God will do nothing but in answer to prayer. John Wesley
prayer america mind
I desired as many as could to join together in fasting and prayer, that God would restore the spirit of love and of a sound mind to the poor deluded rebels in America. John Wesley
prayer holiness neglect
The neglect of prayer is a grand hindrance to holiness. John Wesley
prayer thinking suffering
Whether we think of, or speak to, God, whether we act or suffer for him, all is prayer, when we have no other object than his love, and the desire of pleasing him. John Wesley
prayer action
Prayer is where the action is. John Wesley