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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny team london-olympics
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. Craig Ferguson
funny humor views
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me. Craig Ferguson
funny humor night
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. Craig Ferguson
suicide men evil
A viler evil than to murder a man, is to sell him suicide as an act of virtue. Ayn Rand
suicide answers destruction
Suicide is not an answer, it's destruction. Al Green
suicide writing men
When I was young I was depressed all the time. But suicide no longer seemed a possibility in my life. At my age there was very little left to kill. It was good to be old, no matter what they said. It was reasonable that a man had to be at least 50 years old before he could write with anything like clarity. Charles Bukowski
suicide spring real
in a middle of a room stands a suicide sniffing a Paper rose smiling to a self "somewhere it is Spring and sometimes people are in real:imagine somewhere real flowers,but I can't imagine real flowers for if I could,they would somehow not Be real" (so he smiles smiling)"but I will not everywhere be real to you in a moment" The is blond with small hands "& everything is easier than I had guessed everything would be;even remembering the way who looked at whom first,anyhow dancing e. e. cummings
suicide self-harm trying
Yes I try to kill myself in small amounts, an innocuous occupation. Actually I'm hung up on it. Anne Sexton
suicide gay teens
I look at the rates of suicide among gay teens. They are so, so high for suicide attempts and for completed suicides. Andrew Solomon
suicide gun giving
Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot. Alice Cooper
suicide wrists appeals
I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me. Alice Cooper
suicide men atheism
For the existentials, negation is their God. To be precise, that god is maintained only through the negation of human reason. But, like suicides, gods change with men. Albert Camus
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humor mean thinking
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor. Simon Pegg
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor tunnels light
Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Steven Tyler
humor perfection generosity
Your generosity is more important than your perfection. Seth Godin
humor cat chance
The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances. Thelonious Monk