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witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty humorous annie-hall
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
witty humorous honey
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
humorous feelings trials
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous names use
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
humorous russia female
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
honey vinegar spoons
A spoon full of honey gets more flies than a barrel full of vinegar. Saint Francis de Sales
honey wot combs
When the honey's out of the comb, there's no putting it back. Robert Jordan
honey speak sweet voice
Sweet as honey is my entrance, sweet as honey my departure. With my voice do I speak sweet as honey, may I become like honey!
honey whipped-cream ketchup
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! Moe Howard
honey dip littles
Anyway I got a tight little honey dip That's why these niggas get tight when honey dip Nicki Minaj
honey temper loses
When I lose my temper, honey, you can't find it any place. Ava Gardner
honey alive shane
Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. Rachel Caine
honey taste sweetest
The taste of things recovered is the sweetest honey we will ever know. Paulo Coelho
honey coke doe
Well, honey, a shot never does a coke any harm! Tennessee Williams