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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
children education ensure enter gradually great high indiana integrated prepared quality schools shame state system
Pre-K is gradually being integrated into the K-12 education system nationwide. In a state that has so many great universities like Purdue, Indiana and Notre Dame, it's a shame (Indiana) won't do more to ensure its own children are better prepared to enter those schools with high quality pre-K. Libby Doggett
children county people problem question serious signing skip various
This is a serious problem nationally and statewide as well as in the county, ... Solano County has been particularly proactive, signing people up on various programs, particularly children with the SKIP program, but it's still a serious problem, no question about it. Jack Horn
children stupid believe
Since I am not as stupid as my children believe I am, I had immediately realized this might be a ruse, but I was not at all averse to a confrontation. In fact, I had been hoping for some such thing. Barbara Mertz
children created happy parents
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. Ogden Nash
children paws
But courage, child: we are all between the paws of the true Aslan. C. S. Lewis
children reading book
Those of us who are blamed when old for reading childish books were blamed when children for reading books too old for us. C. S. Lewis
children self delicate-life
We must imbue our children with principles of the higher-self, principles which see all people as true equals, and above all, which are sensitive to the delicate and fragile balance of life. Bryant H. McGill
children men joy
The joy and smile of even one child is worth more than the prancing intellects of a thousand men. Bryant H. McGill
children thinking noses
Since I was a little child, my nose - I think it's too big. Celine Dion
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor race people
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. Phil Keoghan
humor reserved has-beens
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. Lana Turner
humor farce doe
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. John Ratzenberger
humor tears murder
Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders. Martin Luther