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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny team london-olympics
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. Craig Ferguson
funny humor views
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me. Craig Ferguson
funny humor night
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. Craig Ferguson
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humor mean thinking
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor. Simon Pegg
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor tunnels light
Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Steven Tyler
humor perfection generosity
Your generosity is more important than your perfection. Seth Godin
humor cat chance
The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances. Thelonious Monk
suicidal fighting america
As long as we continue to fight in between the jamming with all we have to save America from the current suicidal deathwish of the corrupt, criminal punks intentionally destroying the last best place. Ted Nugent
suicidal next-week years
Next week, or next month, or next year I will kill myself. But I might as well last out my month's rent, which has been paid up ... Jean Rhys
suicidal men way
Results? Why, man, I have gotten lots of results! If I find 10,000 ways something won't work, I haven't failed. I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is often a step forward.... Thomas A. Edison
suicidal silliness torment
It is silliness to live when to live is torment. William Shakespeare