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A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
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You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past.
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My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
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I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
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At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
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If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? Richard M. Nixon
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Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ? Robin Williams
humorous reality average
Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet. Robert Reich
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The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Kids are exposed to this at incredibly early ages, when their brains are going through profound developmental changes. This has caught parents off guard. (Porn) has always been there, but it's always been in a lower volume. Michael Bradley
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I talked to a lot of Oakland people out there, what they teach, and they said they have a lot more luck drafting that type of player and trading for that type of player than they do creating that type of player. I think it's just the way your brain works. It's very hard to teach. Greg Walker
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He didn't want to overwhelm me with a bunch of stuff, ... But I picked his brain and said, 'I don't care if you overwhelm me. I've got a lot of stuff to work on and the last month and all off-season to work on it and want to get right.'
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Ah, typical writing day? Well, I tend to do e-mail and the business stuff of writing more in the morning while my brain wakes up and then write more in the afternoon, sometimes from about 11 until 5, or 12 until 5. If a story is driving me nuts, I'll work more in the evenings, but usually I try not to do that. That's family time. Shiloh Walker
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What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by. Ozzy Osbourne
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Have you ever held a snake? They are so strong. You can see why there are so many myths about them: they are unlike any other creature. It's extraordinary how that little brain can keep everything moving in different directions. Michelle Paver
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Having this inaugural event at MIS is a testimony to those living with brain injuries. I am truly appreciative of the support everyone has shown - especially those who have registered to walk and the sponsors who have joined me in this mission. Ernie Irvan
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He's a great champion. I love picking his brain about what he was thinking when he was winning all those tournaments. Ernie Els
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He's a good guy to pick his brain a little bit. It's great to be by his side and talk to him and learn from him and watch his work habits. Sean Marshall