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witty sex good-things
Truman Capote The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
witty silence ornaments
Virginia Woolf The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.
witty humorous heart
Woody Allen Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
witty humorous thinking
Woody Allen What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
Woody Allen I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty humorous parenting
Woody Allen And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
witty humorous liberty
Woody Allen The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
witty art jobs
Woody Allen The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
humorous
John Cornyn I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor.
humorous laugh
Greg Evans Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humorous feelings trials
Woody Allen At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
humorous names letters
Woody Allen Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
William F. Buckley, Jr. I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
Wayne Dyer I am realistic – I expect miracles.
humorous coffee tea
Samuel Goldwyn Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
humorous names use
W. C. Fields Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
humorous exotic opera
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liberty danger restriction
Lord Shaftesbury Wit is its own remedy. Liberty and commerce bring it to its true standard. The only danger is the laying an embargo. The same thing happens here as in the case of trade: impositions and restrictions reduce it to a low ebb; nothing is so advantageous to it as a free port.
liberty framers fragile-things
William J. Brennan The framers knew that liberty is a fragile thing, and so should we.
liberty resistance political-freedom
Woodrow Wilson The history of liberty is a history of resistance.
liberty libertarian i-can
William J. Clinton I can spend your money better than you can.
liberty never-forget destruction
William J. Clinton The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth.
liberty chaos dictatorship
Will Durant When liberty exceeds intelligence, it begets chaos, which begets dictatorship.
liberty anarchy dies
Will Durant As soon as liberty is complete it dies in anarchy.
liberty dictatorship license
Will Durant When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
liberty earning taxation
Robert Nozick Taxation of earnings from labor is on a par with forced labor.