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A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty brother crazy
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.
witty falling-in-love humorous
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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Jude comes from a completely medical family - her brothers and sisters are all doctors, her father's a doctor, her mother's a nurse. She just loves real stuff. John Edwards
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I swallowed the pills and I thought about my brother John and his family. Michael DiLeonardo
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I think it is only a matter of time before that happens. I think some of the other guys who aren't exactly household names in tennis, but everybody is under 23. The Bryan Brothers (Mike and Bob) have done a lot to try to promote doubles, promote Davis Cup. Mardy Fish
brother everybody loved mom time
He didn't know how much more time he had. But he wanted everybody to know to tell my mom that he loved her. And he wanted me and my brother to know that he loved us.
brothers good personal pray relationship
It is good to have a personal relationship with God, but another good thing is to pray with your brothers and sisters.
brother christmas god love offer others smile time
It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you . . . yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer him your hand.
brother caught older
I think we caught them off-guard a little bit. It was kind of like an older brother/younger brother kind of thing.
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It is never easy to relive the events of 9/11, yet I support 'United 93' as a tribute to the heroism of my brother and the 39 other passengers and crew who collectively chose to say 'no' on that fateful day.
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I watched it last year, and I loved the competition and how much the brothers get into it, so I decided to join in on the fun.
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Joe is normally a 135-pounder, and he's filling in at 160. We told him to eat like crazy because we needed a guy for that spot and he did a decent job. He just couldn't quite pull it out.
crazy fun nights planned restaurant
It can be crazy but a lot of fun. If the restaurant has not planned well or has some staffing woes, it can be treacherous. When it's executed well, it's one of the most fun nights we can have. Bill Ferguson
crazy hit until
He didn't do anything crazy up until he hit all of our cruisers.
crazy
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. Kim Cattrall
crazy mind needs saturday says specialist today unless
He's going up to see the specialist today and if he says he needs an operation, it would be crazy to play him on Saturday unless his mind is right,
crazy people watching
I think it's getting crazy - all of the people are watching my match. Marcos Baghdatis
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I thought Shane Garner did an excellent job today, not only doing just what you're supposed to do, to go in, throw strikes and compete, but just slowing it down, creating some semblance of order. It didn't seem like we had that with Matt Brewer in the game. Things were just crazy and some of that was not his fault, but some of it was.
crazy faithful grown musical people remain time watched
I think we've just grown up. People have watched us grow through the years and watched us evolve. . . . It's just been a crazy musical trip, especially for people who go back a long time ago and remain faithful to the band. Billie Armstrong
crazy lauren opened people situations worked
Lauren has been in big situations before. They put two people on her and that opened up her teammates. They did the job. It's just one of those crazy things and it just worked out for us tonight.