Famous Quotes & Sayings

Woody Allen

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

W. H. Auden

We are all here on earth to help others.

Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

W. C. Fields

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

Yogi Berra

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Margaret Atwood

These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It's probably a vitamin deficiency.

Mel Brooks

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Laurell K. Hamilton

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed

Joss Whedon

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

Romano Prodi

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.

Andrew Lang

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination

Andrew Lang

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts, for support rather than illumination.

Rick Derringer

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

William Wycherley

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Tucker Carlson

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

William Blake

All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, / And when they are drunk they always paint best.

William Butler Yeats

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.

Nathan Frohling

We've been waiting 10 years for this moment.

Bob Williams

I think we're still waiting for that to emerge.

Mike Trapasso

I think a lot of (pollsters) are waiting to see what we do this week.

Ann Gard

I was waiting for it. At that time, telegrams were so prominent.

Dr. Tsou

I have been waiting 25 years for this time.

Steve Adams

I don't know what's in it (investigative file). I'm waiting to see.

Ibrahim Gambari

He has said what he wanted and is waiting for a response.

Richard Dawkins

I have no explanation for complex biological design. All I know is that God isn't a good explanation, so we must wait and hope that somebody comes up with a better one.

Umberto Eco

The older I grow and the more I abandon myself to God's will, the less I value intelligence that wants to know and will that wants to do; and as the only element of salvation I recognize faith, which can wait patiently, without asking too many questions.