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funny attitude stupid
I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled. Amy Adams
funny book reading
That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight and profit. Amos Bronson Alcott
funny cute boyfriend
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations. Alyson Hannigan
funny beautiful sports
I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. Anna Kournikova
funny thinking thoughtful
One might feel that, at my age, I should look on life with more gravity. After all, I've been privileged to listen, firsthand, tosome of the most profound thinkers of my daywho were all beset by gloom over the condition the world had gotten into. Then why can't I view it with anything but amusement? Anita Loos
funny thoughtful focus
So forget about blogs and bloggers and blogging and focus on this - the cost and difficulty of publishing absolutely anything, by anyone, into a global medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that increased pool of potential producers is going to be vast. Clay Shirky
funny mistake laughing
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. Cullen Hightower
funny airplane needs
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. Clifton Fadiman
funny movie sarcastic
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood
sex mind resources
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds. Susan Sontag
sex sorry lying
If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know. Ray Romano
sex children next-day
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license. Ray Romano
sex taxes drivers
If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license. Ray Romano
sex queens mean
Long ago life was clean, sex was bad and obscene, and the rich were so mean. Stately homes for the Lords, croquet lawns, village greens, Victoria was my queen. Ray Davies
sex alive body
As far as I've been alive, women have always been more or less the symbol of sexuality rather than the male. We don't see the naked male body, as the symbol of sex. Raquel Welch
sex symbols convicts
Being a sex symbol was rather like being a convict. Raquel Welch
sex warrior revolutionary
Myra Breckenridge is the antithesis of sex symbol. Shes revolutionary; shes a warrior. Raquel Welch
sex imperfection soul
The soul has neither sex, nor caste nor imperfection. Swami Vivekananda