Quotes about dog
dog art wind
No hawk swooping down upon his prey, no stag improvising new detours by which to trick the huntsman, no dog scenting game from afar is comparable in speed to the celerity of a salesman when he gets wind a deal, to his skill in tripping up or forestalling a rival, and to the art with which he sniffs out and discovers a possible sale. Honore de Balzac
dog reading doe
He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things. Honore de Balzac
dog want ass
Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food. Ice T
dog
He barked like a dog and he rapped. He was a rapper.
dogs male ran
He ran in the house. I went over there. (What were the dogs doing?) They were on a chain. One was in the house, the male was.
dog painted turned
He painted a tiger, but it turned out a dog
dog fighting rebellion
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable. Jay London
dog office special
We don't have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in. Jay Chiat
dog training video
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Jay Leno
dog sex pet
Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican. Jay Leno
dog keys mcdonalds
US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds? Jay Leno
dog nervous tick
Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick? Jay Leno
dog lazy bark
I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark. Jay Leno
dog buns hot
They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun? Jay Leno
dog swans ballet
Björk’s wraparound swan frock . . . made her look like a refugee from the more dog-eared precincts of provincial ballet.
dog believe animal
I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them. Candice Bergen
dog hair guy
Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory Candace Bushnell
dog thinking persons
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. Buzz Bissinger
dog philadelphia many-friends
I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else. Buzz Bissinger
dog land shepherds
Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence. James Hogg
dog swimming night
I dislike organized games, swimming pools, fashionable resorts, night clubs, music in restaurants, and political manifestoes; I enjoy driving from coast to coast, good food and drink, a few friends, dogs, the theatre, long walks, music and free conversation. James Hilton
dog gone littles
If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously. James Herriot
dog years tails
Over the years I knew her she always looked at me like that - as though I was a quite pleasant but amusing object - and it always did the same thing to me. It's difficult to put into words but perhaps I can best describe it by saying that if I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously. James Herriot
dog giving training
Dogs like to obey. It gives them security. James Herriot
dog children smell
I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of stale dog and a lack of performance. James Dyson
dog morning real
There are a lot of Ellroy lifts, man. This guy went to school. But then there's a willful thing that comes over me - God gives it to me - where I go, "That's real nice, let's just go home, pat yourself on the back, good dog, good dog, and wake up in the morning and go to work." James Ellroy
dog writing cat
Cats gotta scratch. Dogs gotta bite. I gotta write. James Ellroy
dog honesty real
The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with. Jason Gann
dog kids responsibility
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that. Jason Gann
dog brother memories
One memory I have is there were a lot of dogs at this one place and my brother got in a horrific fight with a dog and the dog bit his toe off. They became fast friends after that. He lost a toe and gained a friend. Jared Leto
dog brother couple
It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends. Jared Leto
dog my-dog
All roads lead to my dogs, don't they? Janeane Garofalo
dog kids should-have
Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody. Janeane Garofalo