Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bryan Fuller

You can't measure a dog's intelligence by giving him a verbal test 'cause it's not on their scale, but that doesn't mean they're not intelligent creatures.

Cathy Guisewite

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Caryl Churchill

What I like about a dog it stops people getting after you, they're not going to come round in the night. But they make the place stink because I might want to stay out a few days and when I get back I might want to stay in a few days and a dog can become a tyrant to you.

Carl Icahn

You learn in this business.. If you want a friend, get a dog.

Dennis Miller

I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.

Ed Koch

Carter couldn't elect a dog-catcher.

Benjamin Franklin

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.

Barbra Streisand

I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle.

Axel Munthe

A dog gladly admits the superiority of his master over himself, accepts his judgment as final, but, contrary to what dog-lovers believe, he does not consider himself as a slave. His submission is voluntary, and he expects his own small rights to be respected.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bitsie Tulloch

What we do is inherently self-centered and sort of narcissistic. It's hard to really be thinking about myself all of the time when I have a dog who needs me to be caring for him twenty-four seven.

Bill Goldberg

Whether I was a character in WCW, WWE or The Longest Yard, you want to be able to - the best part about myself is that I have a very wide range of emotions in that one second I can be speaking on Capital Hill about dog fighting and giving them a voice, which they can't obviously speak for themselves.

Bob Barker

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

Bob Barker

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

Chelsea Handler

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

Chelsea Handler

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

Charles Kuralt

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Charles Krauthammer

Some will protest that in a world with so much human suffering, it is something between eccentric and obscene to mourn a dog. I think not. After all, it is perfectly normal—indeed, deeply human—to be moved when nature presents us with a vision of great beauty. Should we not be moved when it produces a vision—a creature—of the purest sweetness?

Billy Idol

I'm not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I'm rolling in the feces of my greatest hits - that's a bit of a wild way of looking at it, but I am a man, and we do like rolling in our own feces at times.

Betty White

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

Us personally, the 15 of us, we don't have help, ... I guess he has his reasons, he said he didn't get his money before, but that's kind of kicking a dog when they're down.

We're a Web-based project management provider so we'd better be able to eat our own dog food and work as a distributed organization.

William Shakespeare

I am misanthropos, and hate mankind, For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That I might love thee something.

William Shakespeare

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

William Shakespeare

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

We are not looking for the dog but we are holding the hair as evidence.

Tom Williams

We have a huge stray dog population problem in this county. We're overrun by cats, too.

Maurice Maeterlinck

In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.

Daniel Tosh

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

Davey Havok

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

Danielle Panabaker

I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog.

Cormac McCarthy

It had ceased raining in the night and he walked out on the road and called for the dog. He called and called. Standing in that inexplicable darkness. Where there was no sound anywhere save only the wind. After a while he sat in the road. He took off his hat and placed it on the tarmac before him and he bowed his head and held his face in his hands and wept. He sat there for a long time and after a while the east did gray and after a while the right and godmade sun did rise, once again, for all and without distinction.

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Dogs are the magicians of the universe.