Famous Quotes & Sayings

Sean Penn

Family makes me feel there's a reason I'm alive... I'm feeling my life, which I didn't always do partly because I'd be drunk a lot.

Baz Luhrmann

If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, 'You've been drunk on money,' they're not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they'd be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we've been, and 'The Great Gatsby' can provide that explanation.

Dave Attell

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

David Letterman

Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.

Orson Scott Card

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

When people are drunk and mad they do stupid stuff.

William Shakespeare

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

Cassandra Clare

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love.

Moby

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on drugs, I certainly don't judge them. Because it's almost a given that for much of my life I've been way more messed up than them.

Mary Hunter Austin

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk.

Poul Anderson

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

George Grosz

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Hack Wilson

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral......they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted.

Honore de Balzac

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

Jason Flemyng

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

Jarvis Cocker

Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And if you take that pretend, faux moral standpoint, you end up with people in public life being completely boring. Like they've had their genitals removed.

Ethan Hawke

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination.

Wayne Morris

The ones that are drunk - they don't feel any pain.

Andrew Lang

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

O. J. Simpson

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

Dan Castellaneta

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Douglas Adams

The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck

Gilbert Arenas

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

Gertrude Stein

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Gerard Way

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

Eva Mendes

The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don't do it from a mental kind of place because then you're just acting.

Ernest Hemingway

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Fiona Apple

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Fiona Apple

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Jacqueline du Pre

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.