Quotes about fun
funny witty wife
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. William J. Clinton
funny dog fire
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
funny humor want
If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.
funny marijuana drug
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
fun fighting survival
If evolution and the survival of the fittest be true at all, the destruction of prey and of human rivals must have been among the most important. . . . It is just because human bloodthirstiness is such a primitive part of us that it is so hard to eradicate, especially when a fight or a hunt is promised as part of the fun. William James
funny broken habit
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
funny dance moving
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
fun intelligent addiction
Addictions [...] started out like magical pets, pocket monsters. They did extraordinary tricks, showed you things you hadn't seen, were fun. But came, through some gradual dire alchemy, to make decisions for you. Eventually, they were making your most crucial life-decisions. And they were [...] less intelligent than goldfish. William Gibson
fun hate car
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. Will Durst
funny animal purpose
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for. Will Cuppy
fun hard-work stories
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.
fun thinking too-much
I never put too much pressure on myself when I'm the central thing, just because I don't think I could handle it mentally. I haven't really thought about the implications of carrying a movie. It still has to be just a fun, weird thing. Will Ferrell
funny thinking four
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
fun kids school
Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.
fun people immature
Immature is aword boring people use to describe fun people.
funny years looks
Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old? Whitney Cummings
fun caring emotional
Romance is something people make fun of others for caring about, and yet it’s something that’s very natural to care about—it’s a loving connection between people, like family and friendships: it’s a significant emotional choice people make. Sarah Rees Brennan
funny pain people
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know? Sarah Silverman
funny comedy not-afraid
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
funny niece sunday
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...
fun people brain
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
funny girl doctors
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
funny humor thinking
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
funny humor holocaust
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
fun crazy comedian
We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.
funny humor heart
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
funny girl humor
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
funny humor compliment
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
funny jesus wine
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
funny humor comedy
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
funny gay white
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
funny dream kings
Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
funny niece believe
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.