Quotes about fun
funny angel las-vegas
Any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright! Bill Burr
fun assuming
It's better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don't get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.
funny garden two
My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by NASA. "Actually, it's got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the..." Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That's all I really care about you and your little garden hose.
funny talking yelling
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.
funny motivational running
You're a kid, your whole life is awesome. It's awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren't scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult. All your IDs, all your credit cards - just run out of the house with no phone, turn the corner where you can't see your house, and not have a full on panic attack.
fun life-is hell
Traveling is more fun - hell, life is more fun - if you can treat it as a series of impulses. Bill Bryson
funny knowledge science
The universe is not only queerer than we suppose; it is queerer than we can suppose
fun son weekend
I enjoy doing fun things outdoors with my son to stay in shape. We like camping together. After a weekend in the woods, I'm sorer than after a week at the gym! Beth Riesgraf
fun stress unique
Surfing is so unique and it's something that no matter what level you are, you can go and have fun. You can pick and choose the waves that you want to surf, so if it is too big and scary, you can wait until it changes and gets more to your level. Every time you go out it's always different and unique. It's almost like a place you can just de-stress. Bethany Hamilton
fun thinking doing-what-you-love
I think it doesn't matter if you are the best surfer in the world. I'm going to try to be the best surfer I can be. It's not all about competing and being the best. It's more about having fun and just doing what you love.
funny sexy waiting
From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it. Bette Davis
funny-marriage spices add
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
funny life witty
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
fun doe parody
You can parody and make fun of almost anything, but that does not turn the universe into a caricature. Bernard Berenson
funeral together get-together
We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often".
funny happiness happy
It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Berkeley Breathed
fun people having-fun
I like to have fun but my fun is different from other people's fun. Ashley Tisdale
fun airplane thinking
I remember seeing Airplane, and even Mel Brooks movies like History of the World Part I, and just really loving that style of movies that make fun of movies. I think it needs to be done. All of these movies are ripe for being poked at.
funny humor wow
I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!' Ashton Kutcher
fun buttons idiot
The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn't say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of. And I feel like, as soon as you can make fun of something, it instantly removes the fear.
fun thinking mind
I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.
fun party mean
I mean, everyone has to calm down sometime. I'll still smoke up and party, but yeah, eventually you gotta settle down and be an adult. But still have fun. Demi's helped me sort of like, understand that down the road it'll just happen.
fun night vegas
I've had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.
fun class maids
Lives in previous centuries for women are largely a matter of class. It would have been fun to have been a rich, privileged woman in the 18th century, but no fun at all to be her maid. Antonia Fraser
fun laughing trying
Not harder than it should be, no. We're about the business, we're about the work. It's all about the work, always. We have fun and laugh and there're days that are more intense than others, but we're there to make it better. He's always going to try and make it better, I'm always going to try and make it better. So you accept anything, you accept whatever it takes to get it up on the screen and make it worthy. Antoine Fuqua
fun independent son
I only pay to take my son to the movies, because most of the time I only watch European movies, independent movies, or screen them privately. But I like to go to movies with my son because it's still fun; it reminds me of why I make movies.
funny witty elderly
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Bill Vaughan
funny money educational
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
fun men serenity
The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
funny freedom humorous
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
fun home names
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
funny happiness witty
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
fun nice book
Book tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars, you are treated as if you are much more important than you are, you can eat steak three times a day at someone else's expense, and you get to talk endlessly about yourself for weeks at a stretch.