Famous Quotes & Sayings

Denis Leary

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

Denis Leary

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.

Denis Leary

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Denis Leary

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

Denis Leary

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

Denis Leary

I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!

Denis Leary

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,

Denis Leary

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

Denis Leary

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Denis Leary

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

Denis Leary

Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

We're in a funny space. Too much good news is not good news because the market worries about the Fed.

William Shakespeare

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.

Louis C. K.

For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

Kurt Vonnegut

They were adored by the Germans, who thought they were exactly what Englishmen ought to be. They made war look stylish and reasonable, and fun... They were dressed half for battle, half for tennis or croquet.

Mark Cuban

When I started writing this blog more than years ago, it was in response to traditional media's habit of twisting interviews to fit the headlines they wanted to create.

Bill Nye

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Bill Moyers

Television is a medium. It is neither rare nor well done.

Benjamin Spock

There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.

Chad Kroeger

After this many years of being a lead singer in a touring rock band, I've had my fair share of fun. But those days are long behind me.

Cass McCombs

I don't live anywhere, so that's what's fun about tours.

Cass McCombs

I'm making music with my friends. It's fun. It should be fun. You shouldn't make music if it isn't fun.

Cass McCombs

It's the stupidest thing of all time, going on tour. It deteriorates the soul, but it's fun.

Cassandra Peterson

People think being Elvira is a lot of fun - and it is - but I was doing a lot more bizarre stuff before then, just being a dancer and a showgirl and traveling around Italy in a band and working for Playboy Club, and later being a model and meeting a million and one people and being kind of a groupie... It's all been really interesting.

Carol Leifer

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Carlos Delgado

Work is not a drag for me. I like to get here early, hang out, catch up with the boys. I'll go in the cage and hit, do my exercises. I try to keep it fun and find ways to enjoy it.

Carl Bernstein

We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal.

Whenever you can be involved with something that sends a positive message in your community, it's a good thing. Seeing kids having fun with their parents, that's a wonderful thing. It makes you feel proud to be part of something like that.

We want our guests to have a fun-filled vacation with everything they need right here.

Agnes Repplier

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Alan Rudolph

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.

Charlie Daniels

Marry somebody you love. That's the whole thing. And continue to love them.

Charles de Gaulle

I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France.