Quotes about fun
funny kids boys
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. Dane Cook
fun people littles
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
fun dark opposites
Los Angeles was great fun because it was the polar opposite of Moscow in 1980. It was sunny and bright, lots of colours around, whereas Moscow was dark and oppressive. Daley Thompson
funny running dumb
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. Cyndi Lauper
fun children school
I think that there's a particular type of person who goes into children's theater, and then goes into theater in high school. There was something about the guys I knew in theater, we were all very vulnerable. You could tell that at some point we were made fun of. Craig Brewer
fun kids thinking
I love kids; I think they are fun and funny. Courtney Thorne-Smith
fun fighting cartoon
My opinion is that somebody certainly has the right to do cartoons that make fun of somebody else's religion. But to reprint them just to provoke a fight and just to provoke it like thumbing your nose at someone else and going, "What are you gonna do about it? David Byrne
fun home trying
I try to devote my afternoons to making music in my home studio, but it's a lot more fun hanging out with musicians and friends, and trying subtly to influence a band than making your own stuff.
fun vacation gigs
At the moment I have my family coming out with me on the road. We have our own vehicle and its more like a family vacation. I just stop, do some gigs, and take off. Its a lot more fun now with the family. Dave Lombardo
fun powerful issues
...There are issues worth advancing in images worth admiring; and the truth is never "plain," nor appearances ever "sincere." To try to make them so is to neutralize the primary, gorgeous eccentricity of imagery in Western culture since the Reformation: the fact that it cannot be trusted, that imagery is always presumed to be proposing something contestable and controversial. This is the sheer, ebullient, slithering, dangerous fun of it. No image is presumed inviolable in our dance hall of visual politics, and all images are potentially powerful. Dave Hickey
fun brain siege
It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege. Darrell Hammond
fun war simple
Maybe he hadn't thought the war through. It had seemed like simple fun when he had first pictured it, with a glorious beginning, a difficult but valor-filled middle, and a victorious end. He hadn't accounted for the fact that there might not be much of a resolution to the battle, and he hadn't imagined what it would feel like when the war just sort of ended, without anyone admitting defeat and congratulating him for his bravery. Dave Eggers
funny humor tunnels
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. David Lee Roth
funny life witty
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
funny retirement plans
My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. David Letterman
funny new-york fall
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
funny new-york humor
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
funny humor association
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
funny sarcastic writing
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.
funny sarcastic eye
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
funny wind guy
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
funny math science
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
funny sarcastic night
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
funny war book
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
funny travel land
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
funny dog numbers
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
funny dog screw-ups
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
fun reading eye
Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.
funny new-york humor
Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdales?" And three is "Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound.
funeral confusing alive
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
funny running new-york
How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed.
funny country winning
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
funny son night
The night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out a plate of cookies and some milk for Bob Costas.