Quotes about fun
funny family children
I am an only child. I have one sister. Woody Allen
funny cutting thinking
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
funny beautiful sex
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
funny drama humor
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
funny humor intelligent
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
funny humor parent
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
fun writing years
I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.
funny marriage lying
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
funny war book
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
fun records rooms
For me personally - because I do it myself - the scoring of a picture is fun. I edit the picture and when I've finished I go into my room and I have many many records - jazz, classical and popular music. And I have this all at my disposal. I don't have to get a composer.
funny witty humorous
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
funny book humor
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
funny witty believe
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
funny softball baseball
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
funny life witty
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
funny humor parenting
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
funny time inspiration
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
funny life thankful
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
funny death suicide
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
funny witty money
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
funny humorous science
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
funny hilarious sexy
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
fun philosophy mind
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
funny new-year witty
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
funny life humor
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
funny team chess-game
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
funny humor science
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
fun sleep people
Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?
fun giving film
If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.
funny witty sex
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
funny sarcastic witty
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
funny life errors
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
funny running humor
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.