Quotes about fun
funny baby humor
If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you. Doug Stanhope
funny comedy aids
That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.
funny cancer humor
All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!
funny baby humor
Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!
funny humor drunk
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
funny jobs humor
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
funny beautiful baby
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
funny depression suicide
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.
funny humor people
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
fun thinking views
Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny addiction enjoy
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
fun player computer
You turn the computer into the storyteller and the player into the audience, like in the old days when the storyteller would actually respond to the audience, rather than just having the audience respond to the storyteller. I had an enormous amount of fun, actually, working on that. Douglas Adams
funny family food
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
funny differences engineering
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
funny prayer knowing
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
fun wrestling technology
Most of the time spent wrestling with technologies that don't quite work yet is just not worth it for end users, however much fun it is for nerds.
fun gun simple
Science fiction that's just about people wandering around in space ships shooting each other with ray guns is very dull. I like it when it enables you to do fairly radical reinterpretations of human experience, just to show all the different interpretations that can be put on apparently fairly simple and commonplace events. That I find fun.
funny sports football
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
fun political stories
I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories. Duff Goldman
funny science technology
I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. Duke of Wellington
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes.
fun thinking play
Marvin Gaye was a killer drummer. I think he just played during the soundchecks and he'd have another guy sing his parts while he played the drums. He just wanted to play the drums and have some fun. Dr. John
funny marriage wine
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. Douglas William Jerrold
fun places-you-go done
Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! Dr. Seuss
fun teeth brushes
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.
fun having-fun
It is fun to have fun.
fun done slumps
When you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.
fun today gone
Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
fun looks look-at-me-now
Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.
fun cat kites
Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.