Quotes about fun
funny children humor
Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach!" When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats! Dylan Moran
funny humor alive
You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!
funny humor thinking
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
funny children lying
When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'
funny hurt humor
I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.
funny humor people
You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.
funny rap believe
I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.
funny jesus nice
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok, can we get 8 of those please, give us 8 of those." There's the other one, you know, where you go "Ga...bt...jesus, WHAT is that?" Very, very occasionally I concede you will hit a subtle one. You know, where you go "Ga...ba...ah, actually that's not that bad, that is. It's quite nice."
funny depressing moving
People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move you eyes down to where you nipples used to be, put you breasts up on your head, EVERYBODY will pay attention!
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny stupid humor
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
funny sex coffee
Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely in the city; Well you know what, so is everything else! Including sex, coffee and conversation.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
funny sports atheist
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins. Dwight D. Eisenhower
funny leadership art
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
funny real loss
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
funny truth humor
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
funny relationship leadership
You don't lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.
fun people actors
The movie is so fun. I've done period pieces before but nothing with this twist. And the movie is just full of such wonderful people, such young actors - people like Matt Smith that I've been friends with for a while. Douglas Booth
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
funny humor abortion
You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.
funny humor noses
I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.
fun being-funny
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
funny humor trying
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
fun piers poop
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
fun everyday trying
Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
fun school quitting
If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.
fun hype garbage
I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.
fun get-involved involved
The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.
funny humor alcohol
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.