Famous Quotes & Sayings

We had some outstanding runs from our top girls and solid runs all around. We talked about getting out to a good first mile and we did that and were very happy with the results.

We have 12 seniors, 15 juniors and 20 sophomores, so we're very balanced. We also have good leadership. Now we have to get all 65 girls on the same page, which will be a lot of work for the captains.

Two of our girls played well and the other three didn't play up to what they should've been playing. I was disappointed but we are just going to have to go San Angelo, on a tougher course, and hope we do better.

When she went out, I told my girls we had a chance.

When Lisa was younger and had a passion for it, she was kind of like a tomboy. When she started turning into a real girl later, I go 'Hey, where is my little tomboy?' But she still has a real passion for the game, so it's great.

Finally, the girls can smile and celebrate. I told them, 'We've been second all year. You've got nothing to lose. You can't lose second, and you've never had first, so don't worry about losing it. We've never had first, until today.

Danica McKellar

I've done a lot of surveys and interacted with a lot of students, and I was shocked to see that at 12 years old, girls are already talking about dumbing themselves down.

Chantal Sutherland

I know a lot of young girls look up to me. I have a lot of fans.

We only lost five. But they had been playing together since they were freshmen. We're still working on our strengths and trying to find the right replacements. The girls were a little tenuous at first, but they started doing well and making some good pass combinations.

John Fisher

We only had one girl who played last year and only lost the match by one.

We picked up our defense. I'm happy with our girls in that regard.

Queen Rania of Jordan

Often times, we think of girls as soft and vulnerable. And we don't really think of them as possibly being the solutions to some of the world's toughest problems, but they really are.

Daniel Tosh

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

Daniel Tosh

Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?

Daniel Tosh

Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…

Daniel Tosh

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

Daniel Tosh

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

Daniel Tosh

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

Daniel Tosh

Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.

Dane Cook

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.

Dane Cook

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

Dane Cook

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.

Dane Cook

You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

Dane Cook

If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

Dane Cook

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

Dane Cook

Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

Dane Cook

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

Dane Cook

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

Dane Cook

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

Dane Cook

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

Daley Thompson

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

Curtis Sittenfeld

It's never that hard for me to imagine what it must feel like to be someone else, whether it's an American teenage girl or a Japanese octogenarian man

Curtis Sittenfeld

When you are a high school girl, there is nothing more miraculous than a high school boy.