Quotes about golf
golf missing balls
I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole. Peter Jacobsen
golf media access
Media access to us is more regulated than in golf. Pete Sampras
golf player feet
The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet Kevin Keegan
golf two water
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. Henry Beard
golf clash ifs
Wear it if it clashes.
golf driving shots
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
golf balls tees
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
golf two different
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
golf swings balls
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
golf appreciate firsts
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.
golf
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
golf nonchalant golf-jokes
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
golf wind swings
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.
golf water balls
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
golf two groups
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
golf tennis beginners
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
golf enough missed-ones
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
golf perfect challenges
The bigger point here is that golf is a good metaphor for one's life. The challenge of golf for me is trying to learn new rules. It's something you always have to work at; you don't get perfect at golf. It's the never-ending quest for betterment. Morgan Freeman
golf swimming practice
I love swimming, tennis, and I am taking up golf. I am not serious about it, I just go to the range and practice. Other than that, I enjoy going to the movies and hanging out with my friends. Mila Kunis
golf rock-and-roll organization
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not a public democratic organization; it's a private club basically. It's like a private golf club and they decide who they're going to let in the club. Micky Dolenz
golf play want
All I want to do is do my shows and play golf. Mickey Gilley
golf car guy
I'm a huge car guy, I cannot wait to see it [Ferrari World]. I hear there is also unbelievable golf which I'd like to sample and I'm looking forward to seeing what the gym facilities are like John Cena
golf lay
You can only play so much golf and lay around the beach, Steve Spurrier
golf boys years
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor. Martin Sheen
golf eight people
Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake.
golf play
Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
golf stills
I still don't get golf. Lance Armstrong
golf differences cups
The other sad truth about golf spectatorship is that for today's pros it all comes down to the putting, and that the difference between a putt that drops and one that rims the cup, though teleologically enormous, is intellectually negligeable. John Updike
golf together common-experience
Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have been somerwhere together where non-golfers never go.
golf men wife
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
golf reality mirrors
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality.
golf swings trying
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
golf remember-you remembers-you
The muttered hint, "Remember, you have a stroke here," freezes my joints like a blast from Siberia.