Quotes about golf
golf giving may
I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico. Lee Trevino
golf should-have giving
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
golf night practice
I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.
golf swings lessons
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
golf two plans
Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work
golf two plant
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
golf winning years
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
golf men caddies
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
golf swings balls
I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.
golf winning player
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.
golf names towels
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
golf world columbus
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
golf play two
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
golf care caddies
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
golf mouths quiet-person
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
golf names lasts
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
golf woods plant
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
golf mexican traps
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
golf hook fades
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
golf balls stories
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
golf mexican labor
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
golf arms crosses
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
golf play two
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
golf car people
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
golf swim months
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
golf play two
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
golf games tomatoes
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
golf winning swings
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.
golf thinking games
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
golf swings lunch
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
golf play doctors
The doctors told me I'd be fine if I play only golf and tennis doubles for the rest of my life. But I dive. I dogsled. I trek. I guess I'll have surgery. Lauren Hutton
golf knows replaced
It's just to let the other one know it can be replaced. Larry Nelson
golf way pressure
There's not much pressure on the golf Tour. Walking to the first tee is in no way comparable to walking through the jungle in combat