Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lee Trevino

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

Lee Trevino

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

Lee Trevino

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

Lee Trevino

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

Lee Trevino

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

Lee Trevino

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

Lee Trevino

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Lee Trevino

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

Lee Trevino

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

Lee Trevino

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

Lee Trevino

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Lee Trevino

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

Elizabeth Gilbert

You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.

I remember there was a lake on the left because they threw me in the lake when I won. I didn't care, I won the golf tournament.

Debbie Moore

Our strength lies in our Southern hospitality, ... You can play golf here year-round, weather permitting.

Edward VIII

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

We don't have any matches down there. We're just going to play golf.

Donald Trump

The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure.

Dan Jenkins

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.

Today was a pretty boring, uneventful round of golf, but I'm thrilled.

A. P. Herbert

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

A. P. Herbert

My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.

Aaron Baddeley

Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics.

I tell people retirement isn't what you think. You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf so much. To stay young, you have to stay in the mix.

A. A. Milne

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

David Tom

You knew where she was the whole time. It was like a Tiger-type following. You know where he is. You know where she was on he golf course. That says a lot.

Curtis Strange

Under pressure, one of the most important things I have to remember to do is breathe.

Curtis Strange

It was a gift, something you can't teach. His hands looked like they were born to have a golf club in them.

David Letterman

A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf?

DAVID FEHERTY

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

DAVID FEHERTY

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

DAVID FEHERTY

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

DAVID FEHERTY

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.