Famous Quotes & Sayings

Larry David

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Neil Peart

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

Marcus Aurelius

Look within, for within is the wellspring of virtue, which will not cease flowing, if you cease not from digging.

Shia LaBeouf

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

Natalie Portman

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf.

Karrie Webb

It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks

Karrie Webb

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.

Karrie Webb

I've always wanted to be a professional golfer and I'm glad that came true

Karrie Webb

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament.

John Daly

He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.

John Daly

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.

John Daly

All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.

John Daly

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

John Daly

I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.

John Daly

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

John Daly

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

John Daly

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

John Daly

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

Lindsey Vonn

Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day.

Leslie Nielsen

The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Leslie Nielsen

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Payne Stewart

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

Payne Stewart

Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough.

Payne Stewart

I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.

Payne Stewart

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

Payne Stewart

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

Peter Jacobsen

Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick.

Peter Jacobsen

If you can't enjoy the time between golf shots, then you are going to have a pretty difficult life because most of you life is the time spent in-between.

Peter Jacobsen

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.

Peter Jacobsen

I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.

Pete Sampras

Media access to us is more regulated than in golf.

Kevin Keegan

The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet

Lily Tomlin

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.