Quotes about golf
golf simple complicated
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. Arnold Palmer
golf years play
I didn't get playing professional golf until I was 25 years old. And I always said that if I could make it work, I would play as long as I could walk.
golf holes ifs
If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it.
golf player emotional
What separates great players from the good ones is not so much ability as brain power and emotional equilibrium.
golf office enjoy
I still enjoy what I do. I haven't been playing much golf and none since I dislocated my shoulder, but I come to the office every day.
golf games play
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game.
golf eagles people
There's no question that the galleries still like to see birdies and eagles. If you take them all away, it takes some of the dramatics, the excitement of a golf tournament and we [people] don't want to do that.
golf play
When I'm not paralytic, I like to play golf. Denis Thatcher
golf hands holes
Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes. William Shakespeare
golf hiking fishing
I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing. Bryan Clay
golf
Won't be much golf this off-season. It's going to be a working summer. Larry Bird
golf people advice
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. Bill Murray
golf games dying
That was a great game of golf, fellers. Bing Crosby
golf surrender never-surrender
My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender
golf names get-up
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. Bob Hope
golf green pay
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
golf fighting games
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
golf eagles president
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
golf winning play
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
golf firsts bags
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
golf wounded hard
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
golf president painting
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
golf guy way
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
golf bags alligators
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
golf swimming work-out
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
golf nine lasts
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
golf weight-loss dieting
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
golf together gold
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
golf worry balls
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
golf old-friends balls
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
golf play bars
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
golf play balls
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
golf games roman-numerals
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.