Quotes about golf
golf bananas green
Chi Chi Rodriguez I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
golf player iron
Chi Chi Rodriguez When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
golf time-zones balls
Chi Chi Rodriguez A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
golf wife credit
Chi Chi Rodriguez I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
golf years play
Chi Chi Rodriguez After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
golf remembers-you games
Chi Chi Rodriguez Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
golf
Chi Chi Rodriguez I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
golf bottles firsts
Chi Chi Rodriguez The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
golf simple games
Cheryl Ladd Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple
golf games dying
Bing Crosby That was a great game of golf, fellers.
golf surrender never-surrender
Bing Crosby My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender
golf hands holes
William Shakespeare Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes.
golf balls swamps
Buddy Hackett Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.
golf helping-others people
Catherine Hardwicke People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.
golf hiking fishing
Bryan Clay I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.
golf
Larry Bird Won't be much golf this off-season. It's going to be a working summer.
golf play awful
Dennis Lehane I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.
golf swings balls
Earl Woods When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.
golf disorder mental-disorder
Edgar Rice Burroughs Golf is a mental disorder.
golf play sometimes
Bobby Keys Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.
golf play games
Bobby Jones I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play safe.
golf games hands
Bobby Jones Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.
golf simple appreciate
Bobby Jones Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.
golf play littles
Bobby Jones Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little.
golf games play
Bobby Jones Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it.
golf enemy tension
Bobby Jones The 'enemy' in golf is tension.
golf play kind
Bobby Jones Nicklaus plays a kind of golf with which I am not familiar.
golf advice hitting
Bobby Jones If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
golf play shade
Bobby Jones Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
golf thinking holes
Bobby Jones There isn't a hole out there [Augusta] that can't be birdied if you just think. But there isn't one that can't be double-bogeyed if you stop thinking.
golf player green
Bobby Jones Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
golf play important
Bobby Jones In golf, the customs and etiquette and decorum are as important as the rules of play.