Quotes about golf
golf league winner
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf men thinking
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf band dance-floor
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf missing helping
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf giving monkeys
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf balls lows
He told me just to keep the ball low. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf caddies
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf three fear-of-death
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf bags woods
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf legends spare-time
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf bananas green
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf player iron
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf time-zones balls
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf wife credit
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf years play
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf remembers-you games
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf bottles firsts
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf simple games
Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple Cheryl Ladd
golf play people
Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to interact with us. Bernhard Langer
golf upset important
I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset. I take one step back and remember there are more important things going on in the world than golf. Bernhard Langer
golf past games
We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is. Bernhard Langer
golf captains cups
It’s up to the captain. I certainly feel my golf is worthy of playing in the Ryder Cup. But I’m not sure I’m on the radar screen of Paul McGinley. Bernhard Langer
golf games easy
You know why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game. Bernhard Langer
golf decision indecision
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision. Bernhard Langer
golf mph car
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn. Ed Begley, Jr.
golf player thinking
I'm not a golf player. I think golf and fishing are the same, but at the end of the day, you can't fry up and golf ball and dip it in tartar sauce. So I'm a fisherman. Daymond John
golf sides awful
I know the other side. I know what awful golf is. David Duval
golf winning sometimes
It's easy at times to win golf tournaments and shoot 59, and sometimes it's hard to post an 85. David Duval
golf balls wells
When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do. David Duval
golf serious needs
You do what you need to if you're serious about playing great golf. David Duval
golf differences bottom
I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf. David Duval
golf people television
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. David Brenner