Quotes about golf
golf firsts fine
Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee! Seve Ballesteros
golf player problem
They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player.
golf play rough
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.
golf missing
I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.
golf way shame
I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really. Len Goodman
golf dating
Golf and dating don't mix. Larry David
golf thinking addiction
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
golf games play
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. Neil Peart
golf wish age
He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age. John Daly
golf alcohol brain
Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.
golf
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it. Lily Tomlin
golf play feet
And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot. Thierry Henry
golf giving may
I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico. Lee Trevino
golf should-have giving
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
golf night practice
I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.
golf swings lessons
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
golf two plans
Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work
golf two plant
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
golf winning years
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
golf men caddies
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
golf swings balls
I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.
golf winning player
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.
golf names towels
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
golf world columbus
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
golf opposites faces
You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face. Elizabeth Gilbert
golf winning player
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers. DAVID FEHERTY
golf doors toilets
I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
golf play drunk
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
golf play trying
For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart. Darrell Royal
golf ruins score
I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.
golf winning nuts
My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win. Danica Patrick
golf games tennis
I don't like anything that's "just an escape." To me the best part of golf is that, unlike my tennis game, I can actually get better. I've probably reached my plateau in tennis, but in golf I have a lot of room for improvement. I really enjoy working on my game. I like practicing. I chart my rounds. Condoleezza Rice
golf life love played since small watching
Since I was a small boy, I was always around the game. I don't play golf much myself, but I love watching it. My father has played golf all his life. Bill Paxton