Quotes about golf
golf improvement needs wait work
I think it's because as a golfer, you always feel you can get better. That's what makes golf so unique. No one ever perfects (his or her) game. There's always some part that you feel needs improvement and can't wait to work on. Brian Boucher
golf
What else is he going to do? You can only play so much golf, or do so much hunting. Matt Hasselbeck
golf good plenty round start
We're off to a good start in round two. There's still plenty of golf left.
golf side
He did play golf, and he did come home. It may have been a side trip.
golf maybe swing
Hell, who knows? ... Maybe even my golf swing will get better. Arnold Palmer
golf nervous played watched
If they had just watched golf and cheered like normal, I think he would have played a lot better. I think they kind of made him more nervous than anything.
golf saw tiger time won
If this is the first time you saw it, you wouldn't think much about it. But I think back to when Tiger (Woods) won in '97, it's not even the same golf course.
golf love playing position week
I don't golf, so I try to get into as many ballgames in a week as I can. I pitch, but I have to play every other position when I sub. I love playing all the positions. Bob Hill
golf hire volunteers
I'd like to hire the other 4,400 volunteers to go look for my golf balls.
golf
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. Seve Ballesteros
golf leader weather
I don't know what the weather was doing up there but a 6-under up there is the leader of the golf tournament.
golf million prize richest sponsors
I feel for the sponsors (HSBC) because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all of golf (one million pounds). Michael Campbell
golf balls today
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Don Adams
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
golf helping-others people
People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them. Catherine Hardwicke
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here. Alan Shepard
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip. Alan Shepard
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn. Alan Shepard
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. Alan Shepard
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles. Alan Shepard
golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf jane
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf land two
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf remember funny-fishing
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf games childhood
Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf. Chi Chi Rodriguez