Famous Quotes & Sayings

Billy Connolly

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Brigham Young

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

Barry Goldwater

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Barbara Boxer

I would love to see a march on Washington that says 'Save our Social Security'

Arthur Schopenhauer

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

Antonio Machado

Walk through life in dreams out of love of the hand that leads us.

Aphra Behn

Tis Love alone can make our fetters please.

Brooke Burns

OMG, I am a married woman!

Deb Caletti

Marriage is like a well-built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own.

Dennis Miller

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Denise Richards

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

Deepak Chopra

An intimate relationship is one that allows you to be yourself.

Ed Royce

The ongoing dispute over the relocation of U.S. Marines on Okinawa should be quickly settled. This isn't just an issue for the U.S. and Japan. It has regional implications.

Elizabeth McCracken

I believe marriage is a spectator sport.

Elizabeth Moon

I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Edwin Land

Marketing is what you do when your product is no good.

Edwin Hubbel Chapin

We only attain the true idea of marriage when we consider it as a spiritual union--a union of immortal affections, of undying faculties, of an imperishable destiny.

Edward Johnson

I can never again see a UNITED STATES MARINE without experiencing a feeling of reverence.

Edward Kennedy

It's better to send in the Peace Corps than the Marine Corps.

Edmund Wilson

Marxism is the opium of the intellectuals.

Edna Ferber

Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.

Benjamin Franklin

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

Benjamin Franklin

If you want to be loved, love and be loveable.

Barbara Mertz

Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.

Art Buchwald

I earned my stripes as a Marine, and the Corps gets full credit for straightening me out. At 17, I was young, I was unhappy and most of all, I was undisciplined. The Marine Corps was the right service in the right place at the right time.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marijuana... That's not a drug, that's a plant.

Bertrand Russell

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.

Benjamin Disraeli

As I sat opposite the Treasury Bench the ministers reminded me of one of those marine landscapes not very unusual on the coasts of South America. You behold a range of exhausted volcanoes.

Benjamin Disraeli

Lady Lytton rules her husband, but that I suppose is always the case where marriages are what is called 'happy'.

Benjamin Disraeli

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

Ben E. King

It's a different thing when you go into a studio and you record with the intent of going somewhere and you're marketing yourself for that direction.

Craig Ferguson

Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.