Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Maher

I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.

Bill Maher

Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.

Bill Maher

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

Bernard Law Montgomery

A Marine should be sworn to the patient endurance of hardships, like the ancient knights; and it is not the least of these necessary hardships to have to serve with sailors.

Bob Marley

Excuse me while I light my spliff, Good God I gotta take a lift, From reality I just cant drift, That's why I'm staying with this riff

Bob Hope

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

Bob Hope

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Biz Stone

The future of marketing is philanthropy,

Betty Ford

When I say we've had an ideal marriage, I'm not just talking about physical attraction, which I can imagine can wear pretty thin if it's all a couple has built on. We've had that and a whole lot more.

Bill Gates

Married life is a simpler life. Who I spend my time with is established in advance.

Bill Gates

In my parents I saw a model where they were really always communicating, doing things together. They were really kind of a team. I wanted some of that magic myself.

Chad Jones

We were in a tight market before all the hurricanes. And we won't be able to recover from the supplies that were turned off.

We'll see which one of those works for us and is cost-effective and that's how we'll refine our marketing mix going forward,

We're into the second day of the quarter, and the market is technically signaling a short-term rebound as we prepare for tomorrow's unemployment report.

William Shakespeare

Who wooed in haste, and means to wed at leisure.

William Shakespeare

The purest treasure mortal times can afford is a spotless reputation.

William Shakespeare

My heart is ever at your service.

William Shakespeare

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

William Shakespeare

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

William Shakespeare

In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.

Katrina Kaif

You can try to plan your career, but not marriage.

Charles Lindbergh

We found a water pipe, tied the flag to it and put it up. Then all hell broke loose below. Troops cheered, ships blew whistles, some men openly wept.

Aisha Tyler

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Bob Newhart

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

Billy Dee Williams

I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too.

Bill Rodgers

I always say if the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results.

Bill Kurtis

Why die on Mars when you can live in South Dakota? South Dakota, you can live here.

Do glassmakers not have the ability to knead their own agates, marbles and rock crystals?

Erin Richards

I'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla.

Eric Close

The two most important words in marriage for me are 'yes, dear.'

Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt

I am not married anymore. I hate marriage... but it's okay now.

Charles Eastman

But to have a friend, and to be true under any and all trials, is the mark of a man!

Khloe Kardashian

When you genuinely feel like that was the right relationship, you're supposed to give it all you can. That's what marriage is about.